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Girl Confessions (Just fucking read it losers xD)

Sat Jul 4, 2009, 11:24 PM
  • Mood: Homicidal
  • Listening to: Down With The Clown by ICP
  • Reading: Nothing.
  • Watching: Nothing.
  • Playing: With my balls, Care to watch? Sick fucks...
  • Eating: YOUR FUCKING FACE! BITCH!
  • Drinking: Souls
1. Do you sleep in your bra?:
Oh yes all the time! LOLOLOLOL JK I don't OWN one. I wear my sisters to make her laugh when she gets sad on Kayli's birthday or something.

2. Do you enjoy drama?:
I stab sissy lala drama queens! >(

3. Are you a girly girl?:
Oh yes very! ABSOLUTELY! WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS!? I WEAR SHORT SHORTS! ROFL!!!! JK

4. Who was the last person you hugged?:
My cousin Flip yesterday, Been going through ALOT of shit. I hugged him on the 3rd.

5. Small or large purses?:
Large ones, Filled with BRICKS! XD!!!!

6. Are you short?:
Hell no, Taller then any of my blood relatives.

7. Do you like somebody?:
Sure do! He's about... A foot tall, DIRTY white, Brown and tan bowtie. His name is Vincent, A.K.A. Vincent Van Gogh to the D&D buddies and family. He's my teddy bear I sleep with everynight =D

8. What would you do if someone smacked/touched your butt?:
Knock them the fuck out.


9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?:
Negatory.

10. Do you dress up on Halloween?:
Only different thing is I paint my face, But I always do that for special things, Sometimes it's even random. ICP! JUGGALO FOR LIFE! MMFKL!

11. Are you double jointed?:
No, But soon I will be with my shoulders fucking up like they are.

12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?:
I'd say... The snow bank of winter... 99? Got smashed with a bunch of grouphome roomies and yeah.

13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?:
Hell no.

14. Do you call anybody by their last name?:
Sometimes.

15. What color is your bra that you're wearing?:
PINK WITH FRILLIES!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL

16. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?:
Neither.

17. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?:
YEAH! Vincent won't leave me alone!! He's all... SLEEP HO! >( LOL JK, It's a fucking stuffed teddy bear xD

18. Do you have a best friend(s)?
Sure do!

19. Have you ever had your heart broken?:
Alot of times, Even recently, But we won't get into that now will we? Or I'll have to carve your fucking face like a pumpkin... Don't even ask because I have a fucking bowie and I WILL fucking carve you.

20. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?:
No, As ugly as I am, I keep it that way, Keeps people the hell away from me.

21. Do you like your life?:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Your kidding right? Yeah, OK! Tell me when you have a serious question, I fucking hate my life xD!!!

22. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?:
Ummmmm... No, I don't believe so... xD

23. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?:
Summer of 03, FUCKING SMASHED!!! Great party! Good times... Good times... xD

24. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?:
I... Don't really have friends. xD I have a best friend, Which will remain UNNAMED! To make sure people are unharmed in reading this, I don't even think the person knows himself xD I mean... We've never even met IRL

25. How long have you had Facebook?:
I don't know, Don't really use it.

26. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?:
Yep, With a metal lunch tray when I was 7, WHen I was 8 I pimp slapped this bitchboy at a beach for being stupid. xD

27. What are your biggest fears?:
Fears? I HAVE NO FEARS! THERE IS NO WEAKNESS TO ME!!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!

28. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?:
Yeeeeeep

29. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?:
You kidding? I can never stop thinking about... Someone...

30. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?:
No, I do NOT, It does not apply to me, So suck a fucking donkey dick bitches before I carve you!

31. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?:
Yeah, But what does that matter?

32. Do you ever wish you were famous?:
Bitch I AM famous! LOL, No but, I do want to be in a band, Tour the world... But it will never happen. And I have reasons, Once again, We wont talk about that, Enless you want your face carved.

33. Are you currently missing someone?
...Absolutely.

34. "X" Marks the Spot:
[ ] I do wear make up.
[ ] I have cried at a movie theater.
[ ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[x] I’d be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football.
[x] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Guys are confusing.
[x] I’ve been called a bad influence.
[DX] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.

35. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
I don't know, Hey BITCHBOYS! HOW MANY OF YOU ARE READING THIS!

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